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Since leaving facebook, for a variety of reasons including addiction and obsession, I had decided to stay away from social networking sites. This changed when I was gifted an IPAD and I decided to start experimenting with Twitter. After about 131 tweets, following 78 people and getting followed by a miserly 12 in about two weeks I have come to the following conclusion

1. Twitter is for twits tweeting tweets followed by twats.

2. Twitter is best used for expressing outrage

3. Twitter comes to your rescue when you are feeling unemployed

4. You can follow “people who matter” and tell them what you think about what they think.

So how did it become so popular ? Who cares. I am a twit and a twat who likes to express outrage online and I am currently a full-time student hence unemployed and a nosey-body trying to out-think other people.


Time to make castration a public policy ?


Here are some of the headlines which caught my eyes in the past one week

a) A schoolgirl was molested in Assam,India.

b) A group of men in Derbyshire,England were paying girls, residing in a Home, for sex i.e grooming them.

c) A group of Mexicans raided a christian camp and raped a few girls there.

Obviously some men don’t have the balls to have proper balls. So should they retain their balls when they have committed such crimes?

Mental Health


Mental Health Issues – Neither understood by the sufferer nor by the observer – GSD

You will get your chance !!!


You will get your chance !!!

I was just checking some of the photographs i have saved from various news sources and came across this interesting one.
I was in England during the riots of 2011. Luckily i lived in the polite part of that country i.e. Yorkshire. We did not see any riots in Leeds. But i did take some interest in saving some photographs from different news sources. This captured ,in a way, something which i loved about that country – Their love of Queuing.


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An Article which talks about depression. is a link for readers from te UK which could help them or their friends who suffer from depression.


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Be Judgemental!!!

One of the best ways of developing a skill is by observing masters of the game.

Prepare yourself by reading these statements –

“aha that little bastard. I am sure he is sucking upto xyz”

“Oh he comes from the same place as me but he is not like me. I guess he wants to ignore his roots and his culture”

“I think he goes to the pub everyday and gets wasted”

“Must be a fucking gay as he does not seem to be interested in picking up a wasted girl at a club or thinks titty bars are a waste of time”

“He does not know how to use a fork and knife. Fucking dihati (rural bumpkin)”

“Are you going to a shrink ??? LOL”

“Spoilt little bastard. Gets everything on a silver platter.”

Please note that an important ingredient is a teaspoon of sarcasm in each of these statements and repeated use of the statement to each and everyone when judging others. For added amusement one must not say anything of this sort to the person on their face but make sure he or she gets to know about this. However if one does want to say something to the person, out of a sense of honour, it may be effective to turn that statement into a loaded question i.e. where he either has to concur by giving an answer similar to your judgement or by giving a different answer but having understood your true intention.

After practising this on your mates its important to take a print out of the following quotes and then use it as a toilet paper after your daily crap. Please note if you are from a country which does not use toilet paper i.e. you use water or leaves or stones to clean your bum you will have to use the print out first and then for a sense of satisfaction can use your preferred method of arse cleaning.

“Even god doesn’t propose to judge a man till his last days, why should you and I?”    ―  Dale Carnegie

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” – Mother Teresa